Washington, November 03 Russell Brand has said that he wished there were public sex competitions, as he would love to showcase his expertise in the bed.

The comedian, popular for his sexcapades, mentioned that he is not a good sportsman which all the more encourages him to perform better while having sex.

"Especially, because I'm not good at any sport. It's a pity there's not some forum where you can do it publicly," Contactmusic quoted him as saying.

Brand insisted that all his liaisons were actually a way of grooming himself.

He said: "Forgetting Sarah Marshall. When Britney Spears was on the MTV Video Music Awards with me, between takes, hair and make-up people would come over.

"We didn't need hair or make-up, it was just like monkeys comforting us, grooming us in a primal way, and I think a lot of my liaisons were just like that, grooming."

Brand, who is currently dating pop star Katy Perry, also feels that orgasm in women are almost transcendental in nature.e said: "It's a bit frightening, this transformative quality, an orgasm in women. I imagine that it looks better than the miserable squirt men issue.

"It seems different, though, when there's an emotional element of transcendent." (ANI)