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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. - Wendell Johnson
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. - NA
Always forgive your enemies Nothing annoys them so much. - NA
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - NA
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. - NA
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) - NA
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - NA
Death is hereditary. - NA
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? - NA
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - NA
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - NA
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - NA
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. - NA
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. - NA
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. - NA
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - NA
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - NA
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - NA
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - NA
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark. - Michael L.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. - NA
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Weinberg
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. - NA
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - NA
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. - NA
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - F Lebowitz
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. - NA
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. - NA
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - NA
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - NA
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. - NA
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. - NA
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? - NA
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